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HOW TO GET LEAVE

I urgently needed a few days off work,

but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked

"What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out.

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,

the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"