Bihari Essay "Indian Cow" (REALLY super!)
Please find below the essay written in high angrezi. Bihar
Essay.........from Dr SS Agrawal
You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.
This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the
UPSC(IAS)Examinations. Candidate has written an essay on the Indian
cow:


Indian Cow
HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,
And
because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got
child.]
He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
afterwards.

His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes
from
4 taps attached to his basement.
[ horses dont have any such attachment ]
What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
condensed
milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and
mankind
generally.
His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.,
Also his other motion.. [gober] is much useful to trees, plants as
well as
for making flat cakes[like Pizza ], in hand, and drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside
of
the
mouth.
He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and
defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.
This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be
paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with
great
velocity forwards.
He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar
animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side.
This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive
bod!
y hereupon he gives hit with it.
The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head
is
not
crushed. At night time have poses by looking
down on the ground and he shouts .
His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.This is the
cow.......
We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.and is now an
IAS,
is
bihar in somewhere,..[sorry somewhere in Bihar]